Read some other books bible fag. Maybe read the vedas. More tl;dr than the bible. Buddha found them tl;dr too so decided to make his own religion instead.
Who/what made you decide to read the bible in the first place? Dan Brown's "The Lost Symbol" maybe?
Well then, like I said, try reading the vedas. The person who wrote "Alien Interview" seemed to have read them and ended up writing a cool story.
Ah, you are back Daniel. Didn't notice. Were you busy watching Stargate SG-1? Cool story right?
Of course the captcha 8chan uses is easy to break. Would you prefer recaptcha where you are asked to "try again" repeatedly even when selecting all the correct squares?