When you find out you can't you either keep quiet or they put you in whatever fucked up successor to MKUltra they have operational.
Small dog is OK if you're a hottie.
You'd be fine as long as you didn't need the wipers.
I saw the fanfic on /pol/ before anything about those allegations hit the news. Were they really that stupid?
No, the FBI is still infested with agents who look the other way when they are guilty of the same crimes and Q is a larp, because if you idiots knew the truth you'd have already overthrown the government.