For an idea of what this guy's talking about, here is a source:
http://contentbureau.com/blog/beyond-the-style-guide/the-anti-dan-brown-primer-how-not-to-write-like-the-popular-author
and another parody of his atrocious writing style:
http://contentbureau.com/blog/beyond-the-style-guide/the-anti-dan-brown-primer-how-not-to-write-like-the-popular-author