(Video just over 3 mins. long)

I typed out the FIRST MINUTE of this video… hint makes me glad I never did Facebook +++ platform(s)!!!

TRANSCRIPT:

ANNOUNCER: "CIA Receives More Funding For Facebook Program

Dept. of Homeland Security 'Facebook has replaced almost every other CIA information gathering program since it was launched in 2004."

CHRISTOPHER SARTINSKY, (Deputy CIA Director): "After years of secretly monitoring the public we were astounded so many people would willingly publicise where they live,

their religious and political views, an aphabetize list of all their friends, personal email addresses, phone numbers, hundreds of photos of themselves and even status

updates about what they were doing moment to moment… it is truly a dream come true for the CIA."

ANNOUNCER: "Much of the credit belongs to CIA agent Mark Zuckerberg, who runs the day to day Facebook operation for the agency. The decorated agent, code-name The OverLord,

was recently awarded the prestigious metal of Intellegence commendation for his work with the Facebook program, which he has called, quote, 'the single most powerful

tool for population control ever created.' "