kek!
I was just thinkin the same bout no anon "patriots talk bout Catholic's guy @ the of the bread.
I would pick a bad GOPer like Paul Ryan, or whomever you think will work & then slowly parallel what's the same about them as certain, not all, Democrats. You must leave them wiggle room on what they perceive as their "side".
What is… They're ALL Guilty of?
Confirmation of ones theories is satisfying nonetheless.
Humor is a great stress reliever & sorely needed when researching subject matter that makes even hardened detectives weep.