Anonymous ID: 75a788 March 22, 2018, 9:11 p.m. No.762550   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>3586

>>738573

Here's another. And in case someone gets too crazy with the garbage lands or land destruction, I have included a card to bring balance to the Force. Plus, it wouldn't be MTG if you can't get stomped to death by green.

 

Don't worry, I'm not trying to turn this into a Greenpeace set, just had to get a few cards out of the way.

 

>>759228

>>759681

 

Woah, whatever you're smoking, I want some!

 

You're on some kind of weird cyber-nazi-demonic autistic MTG trip. Appreciate the autism, but I'm gonna quibble like an autist… sorry.

 

Remember, the mission is to redpill people. Some obvious joke cards like Gaia's Revenge are OK, especially if they balance the game or appeal to groups we might not otherwise reach. A Nazi UFO or Antarctica base is OK because we could at least provide some sauces. But the backstory should be reasonably close to the known backstory. If we have a totally made up Byzantine backstory involving cybernetic space Nazis and demons that 99% of people have never heard of, they are going to think everything else is a joke. Reality is crazy enough. We already have moloch and lucifer and the AI God in the set! If you feel strongly about something, make the card anyway, but make sure you could have some way to explain it to a normie without coming off as a complete wackaloon.

 

For the same reason, we want to avoid white in the satanic Cabal factions unless there is compelling reason to use it. It's not a proper meme. Tap-down is commonly used by blue so we can use that instead. Using the law in a corrupt way can be black or blue. There are other ways in which the Illuminati have completely bastardized the idea of white, and turned it into a blue/black mindfuck. The Mafia has way more honor and decency than these baby eating satan freaks.

 

Here's my view of the colors:

 

Alliance (obviously red/white/blue)

 

Luciferians = black/blue, maybe splash red. Lucifer the demon = satan = black/blue/red.

 

Soros = equal measures of blue/black/red. He started out working for the Nazis but I don't think he was really one of them; he was just a psychopath who enjoyed screwing over his own people and taking their stuff.

 

Nazis = black/red/white, because that's their flag, and because those are the colors I would give them if I had to limit them to three.

 

Tech Lords = blue/black/colorless. Might as well throw the transhumanists and the AI God in this faction. They all seem to be working towards the Singularity.

 

Mafia, Mafia Cops, FBI, and the Vatican = black/white. Vatican is obviously a Cabal faction. Mafia I am not so sure. Cabal seems to have BTFO'd the Mafia in recent decades.

 

Ancient Bloodlines = Black/Green/Blue.

Green doesn't represent money in this case- Money is black in MTG (black includes greed). Green represents the knowledge of bloodline manipulation, and their obsession with their health and with studying Nature and the Natural Order. You can see this in the Rofschild disclosure.

 

I don't know much about demonology so will have to pass on it for now… but my understanding of it is that they're not all separate (i.e. Baal = Moloch = Beelzebub, and Belial = lucifer = satan). Baphomet might be separate. Could be wrong.

 

>>760837

 

I'm keen to throw in a generally green/red or green/red/white faction of survivalists, shamans, barbarians, nature hippies, Warriors, etc. Want to keep the weird minor tribes like Ogres and Fairies and Gnomes to a minimum, though, unless it is an obvious joke- like Michelle is a Wookie faerie, some fat hairy feminist is an Ogre, etc. The more we sound like a demented fairytale, the less people are going to look into our redpills or spread our set around. For maximum spreading of cards we should also try to favor strong MTG tribes. Vampires and goblins are great; humans and zombies are decent. Goblins = Commie SJWs and their pets, and zombies = druggies are too funny to pass up. And of course the (((vampires))) are running the cabal.

 

My impression of Russia and perhaps China is that they are blue/black/white. Calculating, corrupt, no tolerance for chaos, not as aggressive as we make them out to be but within their borders, they would murder you in your sleep if you threaten their established order.

 

MAGA the Gathering- Perfect!

 

Please don't feel put off by my quibblings; you do make good cards.

Anonymous ID: 75a788 March 22, 2018, 10:05 p.m. No.763070   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>759228

OK, you win, space Nazis and demon-summonings gone scientific. Please not TOO over-the-top crazy though (LOL at this fucked up world)

Anonymous ID: 75a788 March 23, 2018, 6:16 p.m. No.773493   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>3507 >>4918

>>763586

OK, you have stated your case logically, I respect that. You have read more about them than I have and it will probably remain that way. I'm not going to read Crowley. I really don't want to spend months poring through all his odious stuff and then have it festering in my brain. And why should we expect him (or the demons he got this from) to tell the truth anyway. Are these guys anywhere else? Book of Enoch? Sumerian tablets?

 

I think if normies and MTG players see a whole bunch of weird demons they have never heard of, especially ones in green and white, they are going to go WTF.

 

There are ways to get children without using white- CPS, abduct them off the street, abduct them from some shithole, have a Muslim gang groom them and pimp them out, start a refugee crisis, breed them in a dungeon, have Michael Aquino mess with them in an Army daycare… the elite do all these things.

 

As for the Cabal white/black stuff, I think blue/black deceives even when there is no white, or maybe there is white but only towards their own bloodline. So many color issues going on, I can see this causing much confusion, so I am just going to sit back and brainstorm a bit. Here's some spitballing. Don't take it too seriously.

 

A few years ago I thought of doing a full MTG block similar to this, about a revolution against the Illuminati. I realized I didn't have enough autism to make 750 cards.

 

One of the dynamics in the first two sets would have been that the cabal didn't just control the entire system, but their demonic overlords had managed to corrupt the colors of mana themselves. All mana served black in some way. The white mana symbol would have become a sheep with a $ on it. Green would have been a tree stump with a $ on it. Red would have been a bomb with a $ on it. Black would have been a pentagram with a $ on it. Blue would have been an eye in the pyramid with a $ on it.

 

Set 1 was America goes straight down the shitter without even streaking the bowl. Set 2 was chaos, revolution, and the beheading of the entire establishment (back then I didn't see any chance of reforming the system from within). Set 3 was MAGA. In the 3rd set, all the mana symbols would have been restored, and black would have been weakened. Since adding custom mana symbols would be a PITA I have let this idea fall by the wayside. I mention it because sheeple mana isn't really white mana. It serves black and can be used to cast black spells. Likewise, black can rape the environment for tree-stump mana ramp.

 

One dynamic that I thought of back then but dismissed for being too slow and complicated was separate Sheeple cards (see below).

 

BTW have you been having trouble getting full-size images? Bill Gates must suspect me of copyright violation. This just started recently.

 

Here are a few cards to try out with your ideas from last night. Plus Michael Aquino. Definitely more blue/black than white/black, Soldier be damned. Shadow govt is full of psychopaths like this.

Anonymous ID: 75a788 March 23, 2018, 6:17 p.m. No.773507   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>773493

Sheeple would have worked like this: Eeach game could start with a bunch of special Sheeple cards per player. They all start out in the middle of the game space. They have their own turn but they don't have cards or 20 life and they generally don't attack either, but players can gain control of them, and even steal them from each other. We get them by redpilling. The cabal gets them by mind control (media, false flags, etc- various ways). There are certain politicians and political goals that require the support of a certain number of Sheeple, and since each side needs a majority of them to win, maybe that could be a parallel win condition in and of itself.

 

Sheeple would have "leveled up" based on how many anger counters they have. I lost my notes so am kinda pulling it all out of my ass here, bear with me, it's not thought through. It would have looked something like this:

 

Level 0 (no anger counters): On its turn, Sheeple removes an anger counter from another random Sheeple. Sheeple has "black: tap for two white (i.e. sheeple) mana." Any player may use this ability.

 

Level 1: Pay 2 to remove an anger counter from this sheeple. Any player may use this ability. Sheeple has "Black: Tap for 1 white mana." Any player may use this ability.

 

Level 2: Pay Red and tap to add an anger counter to this sheeple. Any player may use this ability. Pay red to tap for one Sheeple mana. Any player may use this ability.

 

Level 3: Red+blue, tap: Add an anger counter to this sheeple and another random Sheeple. Any player may use this ability. 1+Red, tap: Sheeple attacks target player. The player who is responsible for the most anger counters on Sheeple may use this ability.

 

Level 4: At the beginning of its turn, Sheeple adds an anger counter to another random Sheeple. Red+white/black+blue: Add the final anger counter to Sheeple. Gain control of it if you put most of its anger counters on it.

 

Level 5: Transform Sheeple. It becomes a 5/5 red Human Warrior creature with trample and persist. It is no longer a Sheeple. At the beginning of its turn, it puts an anger counter on two random Sheeple.

Anonymous ID: 75a788 March 24, 2018, 5:15 p.m. No.783137   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>3395

>>774918

OK, I see you have a very detailed creative vision and it would be unfair- and ultimately stupid- if I sit here going "Why is there white mana splattered everywhere, REEEEEEEE" so let's do this the Chan way: Order out of Chaos, Memetic Mutation and may the best memes win.

 

So bring out all your ideas in card form. Make them exactly as you like them. I will surely take some of your ideas and run with them, like the Nazi Cabal faction, AI God faction and the garbage lands. Others ideas I will take and change, whether for rebalancing or to make them fit better with other stuff. Changing a meme means that it is liked enough to be worth changing - and that's a good thing.

 

Maybe in the end you decide that you want to make a set where the cabal stuff is so esoteric that you can really only use my patriot cards and my lands- and that's fine too. Let's just see where it all goes.

 

Hopefully some other anons will jump in with a bunch of Book of Revelation / Deus Vult flavored cards, or a bunch of Call of Cthulhu flavored cards, or a bunch of Ayahuasca Healer flavored cards, or whatever floats their boat really. The sooner they get in, the easier it will be to shift the memetic zeitgeist.

 

Some general advice. Know I have already said some of it:

 

-A set can have all sorts of cards but when it comes to deck-building, a deck probably won't work if it has more than 4 interlocking themes or more than 3 colors. Colorless counts as a color but generic does not.

 

-Big creatures aren't nearly as great as they seem.

 

-Nobody wants to play against an entire deck of broken cards, especially if they are made up. It has to be a fair fight. But at the same time, cards should err on the side of being good, to account for future powercreep. I have a feeling deck construction won't be very tight in this set so that could make up for cards being pre-emptively powercreeped a bit.

 

-It saves a lot of time to get fundamental principles established early on, such as, what is the story arc? What are the factions? What are the main creature types? What are the main dynamics? What are the main colors? Is money black, green, colorless, or generic? (I notice in my past cards I have been using mostly generic, sometimes black). How does each faction try to win, and how could the other factions counter them? Even if you have to spend a few weeks talking to MTG geeks / hiking / smoking weed, whatever to get this stuff all figured out, it will probably be worth it.

 

-At some point we're going to have to go back through and make the redpills solid, and also put archived conspiracy links on the final images (an anon mentioned this above)

 

-Do comment. I would rather be told I fucked up a card somehow, so that I can fix it, instead of putting a munted card in the final set.

 

>>775171

Red, white, and blue Asians would be the White Dragon Society- assuming they exist. I have only heard about them via Ben Fulford and he isn't exactly a reliable source. Does anyone else talk about them?

 

So Yogis and Buddhists don't run white, but satanists and demons do? REEEEEEEEE!

Anonymous ID: 75a788 March 24, 2018, 6:28 p.m. No.783674   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>783395

That is a good point about the Masons. I agree that they are white/black. They would go well with Organized Crime.

 

Have you played EDH format? Have you considered having a demon which would be a suitable Commander for each faction? The Commander has all the colors of his faction but no other colors, and he has abilities which combo with the dynamics of his faction. It's a format which tends to involve longer games and decks up to 4 and 5 colors.

 

Also agree about ancient cultures in general; it was not the bucolic existence we sometimes make it out to be, not even for the Indians (both types). It's funny how the snowflakes romanticize people who would consider them possessed by evil spirits and would probably murder them within a week if they tried what try here. That goes for the Muslim world too.

 

I'll shut up about the white mana now.

 

Look forward to seeing your angels and demons and stuff.

Anonymous ID: 75a788 March 25, 2018, 5:55 p.m. No.793321   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2067 >>9234 >>4741

>>783606

Cool land idea. Except I had to weaken it, otherwise it would be too powerful- like a reusable Black Lotus. The death isn't much of a restriction. Black/Red usually kills someone before breakfast each day.