Am I the only one still here? QCardAnon? Diptastick? Any lurking fans? Does this project have any traction?
Thanks anons, nice to know others are still here.
And apparently, Kek is here. Hi Kek! Thanks for countering Hillary. Here, I made you a card.
Sorry about the clutter; it was hard to fit so much goodness in such a small space.
That was my 2nd 11:11 get in this thread. The first was near the beginning, and there I was also grumbling about the size of the project. Then, right after making the Synchronicity card, I get the Synchronicity quads. Again.
Noted.
I actually managed to cast that enchantment IRL some years ago. Kind of a fucked up story but that's par for the course. And now, after discarding more cards than I bargained for, I end up here.
Oops, meant to post this one
Thats OK. It keeps this backwater visible.
Thanks. Yes, black loves to get white to cuck itself into oblivion, or sacrifice itself for some 'noble' satanic cause. They do it because it gives the tastiest loosh, because they think it's funny, and because they long for the day when white has been socially engineered out of existence. Then they won't have to slink around in the shadows- because nobody will care. Everyone will toady up to the Beast for the chance to exploit others. That is their plan.
Forgot power/toughness on the mana tree.
There are many gems in the Rofschild disclosure. Hard to choose. Some will cause more REEEEEEEing than any card I have made thus far. I am probably going to make at least 10 of these and see which ones have legs.
Thanks. That is the idea. Do you play MTG?
Here is your PG Investigator. I made him a Wizard because it fits better with previous cards and MTG in general, and because Wizard has a very special meaning for autists.
I like this card. He's tougher than he seems. Persist + counters means that once an opponent has sacrificed a few children, PG Researchers is very hard to get rid of. Then he can be used for blocking AND card draw. (Would like to have them grow whenever anyone sacrifices a child but then the Cabal might get ideas about running them in their own deck!)
I don't think it's possible for us to copyright them because they contain mana symbols, tap symbols, and card backgrounds are already copyrighted by Wizards of the Coast. The basic lands and some of the utility cards are straight-up copied except for the image and the flavor text. Some of the images are probably copyrighted by other people.
The SJW cancer has spread to Wizards of the Coast. They have also gone after people making fan stuff. I think it is safe to assume that they will invoke clause 5 of their T&C or invoke the "don't entangle us in your bullshit" clause if some Goblin Rights Lawyer wants to make a stink about hurt feewings.
http:// company.wizards.com/fancontentpolicy
It is theoretically possible to lawyer-proof these cards (see, for example, the "corrupted mana" symbols proposed above) but I think lawyerproofing is going to double the workload while making the cards confusing to MTG players and possibly still not providing foolproof protection. America has gone full retard with lawyers. For example, Games Workshop (maker of Warhammer) thinks it owns the fashion of having ridiculously oversized shoulder armor. They have gone after people for this.
A better way to approach this problem is to lawyerproof yourself. There are three ways to do this:
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Remain anon.
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Use a mail drop. If they can't find you, they can't serve process on you (or send SJWs to harass you).
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Own nothing within the system. I dropped out years ago because fuck the Jews. Once you have done this, you will find that you have freedoms and lifestyle flexibility that you did not have before. For example, your ability to make troll MTG cards will be greatly increased.
For you, I suggest keeping things on the down-low. Don't make a business out of it. Don't advertise. Don't give out your name or any other contact info. Don't distribute at your favorite nerd shop.
Also, we are continuously improving the cards, and the final versions will have archived conspiracy links on the images. So wait a while.
BTW, After making the Rofschild cards I realized that sometimes one comes into an entire bottle full of dank redpills. In such cases there should be multiple versions of the same card, but with different flavor text. Which will mean some extra fiddling to get these cards into the mix in the proper ratios. The best way to disseminate these is on basic lands because they are widely seen.
Here are some 'pill bottles':
–Rofschild (not giving him any lands though)
–Edward Abbey (he's already on most Deserts)
–The Bible, especially verses which show that all this was predicted (will have multiple versions of Plains)
–Protocols of the Elders of Zion / Talmud. Will have multiple Swamps, each with a separate Protocol / Talmud quote.
–Islands could be for patriot quotes about the need for a public that has a friggin' clue.
–Mountians could be for rebellious quotes, Fight Club quotes etc.
–Forests for general hippie/green quotes.
–Q (of course. He's on many cards already.)
–There are probably others I haven't read, like Julius Evola, Bill Cooper, Law of One…
Strange that I consider such disparate sources to be 'pill bottles'.
Providing redpill quotes (or fully made basic land cards, which is even better) is something that anons with no MTG experience can help with. See Plains above for a start. Just change the mana symbols and the watermark for the other basic lands. Should be self explanatory.
Mountain images should be reddish, and swamps blackish, to match the mana produced by the land.
Decided BLM is more Zombie affiliated than Goblin. The death of an immigrant or white leftist doesn't trigger a chimpout. Most of the chimpouts have been over crackheads. Some of them have been over people who dindu nuffin (like Eric Garner). BLM still counts as Goblins because they are commies.
Also added consequences of chimping out in their own 'hood. Of course, the solution is to not even try to have have any artifacts or small businesses in the first place. To which I say, "My point exactly."
Multiple changes to kidnapper above. Now replaced with Illuminati Kidnapper.
I think there are now enough Goblin cards for a decent deck. Not saying they are finished. I will probably think of a few more, plus some will require changes, and they all require links. But it's good to feel a bit of progress. That's one potential deck out of 8.
Diptastick, did you see Q's crumbs about the four powerful demons worshipped on Epstein's island? Q posted a picture of the island and said:
Where do roads lead? Each prince is associated with a cardinal direction: north, south, east and west. Sacrifice. Collect. [Classified]-1 [Classified]-2 Tunnels. Table 29. D-Room H D-Room R D-Room C Pure EVIL. 'Conspiracy' Q
These demons are described by Anton LaVey. I don't know if how much they connect to Crowley's stuff but I figured you would be interested. Cards?
Just some variants, rebalancings, and tokens
More tokens
Guess I'll have to do the Zombies now.
One is meth. Another is Krokodil. Another is Wal-Mart.
MTG zombies are generally 2/2 so I am going to change the old cards to that. This game has too many 1/1 creatures. Want some that aren't so vulnerable to mass wipeout. That would be Zombies for the cabal, and Soldiers for patriots (Soldiers usually have ways to strengthen each other so they would probably survive).
Thanks. I already know about the mana symbols and other issues. See this: >>874547
Can't speak for QcardAnon- he seems to have left.
If WoTC is like most other libtards, the threshold for pissing them off will be so low that it almost doesn't matter what I do, so I might as well do what I want.
I don't intend to ever make a dime off this project. Not like it matters to them, but it does mean I could just put all the cards on an offshore website somewhere and let the Internet work its magic. WoTC can REEEEEEE all they want but they can't stop it any more than anyone else can stop all the other goodies in the troll-o-verse.
Of course, Q could shut me down with a single word if he thinks my cards are too spicy. I'll trust the plan.
True that. And it will be interesting to see where they turn up. Maybe they will end up in the Meme Museum after the revolution.
Fixing a typo on old Rofschild card #6, plus adding a new one.
I think lands are first-draft done, with the exception of all the Swamp and Plains flavor text variants. As with Goblins, I am sure I will think of a few more lands.
Forgot P/T on shills
I've been thinking about releasing only two full sets at first, The third set would be released in outline.
For those who have wondered about the different symbols on the right side of the cards:
I have been kind of dividing them into three broad time periods. The first is "Illuminati Vampires take over the world." This time period begins approximately with the election of Bush I. I know this plan has been progressing for hundreds, if not thousands of years but there is too much material and we have to draw the line somewhere. At times I will allude to the past, as with Lightning Bolt.
The second set is "Patriots fight back" and it begins sometime around 2013. This time is characterized by shitholes, goblins, meme wars, the rise of Trump, and shadow government civil war. We are probably only in the middle of this stage.
The third stage is New Dawn and it probably involves war in Europe, mopping up underground bases, having child survivors on TV, release of secret technology, MAGA, SJWs killing themselves, all sorts of good stuff. The problem is, since it hasn't happened yet, it is hard to make the cards! Will there be Biblical happenings? Deus Vult? UFOs on the White House lawn? Rise of the AI God? Hard to tell until it happens!
Also, look at the factions which have the fewest cards right now. They are Transhumanists / Tech Overlords, Space Nazis, MS-13, and Organized Crime. Two of these are 'future' factions. Deus Vult (which I have been thinking of making) is also a future faction. MS-13 could become one with the Goblins for now; maybe make them a fully developed faction when they inevitably clash with the patriots.
As an unintended side effect of the hippies' game dynamics, it should be possible to make a really demented 5-color deck in which they use psychedelic mana ramp to power a bunch of mercenaries, televangelists, Orcish Settlers, Nazi UFOs etc.
I originally thought they would have a weenie deck and then try to play Consciousness Shift.
I'm giving them an oldschool way to win with a weenie deck: Overrun.
Fixing border.
Strengthening BLM and adding Hillary quote.
How ironic that the Based Black Man in "Free the Slaves" is free from the plantation of the mind, but the white guy is not free and probably never will be. Protesting for BLM makes him one of the 4-6%.
Fixed Scrapyard
The Dump now replaces Garbage Mine
Realized there are possibly other demented hippie decks in which they do enough drugs to get a decent fraction of their library into their graveyard. A pre-existing card called Hermit Druid is perfect for this. Here is a variant of the hiker which replicates Hermit Druid.
This could lead to zombie infestations, big Garbage Monsters, maybe they could even false-flag Gaia into chimping out somehow.
More zombie cards.
Gravecrawler is a great MTG utility card in zombie decks, especially if they involve sacrifice. Now remastered!
Thanks for your interest.
At this point, you just get the cards here because they are not finished. When done, I will try to set up a website that makes "booster packs" that can be printed on special sticker-sheets which you will be able to buy (Online Labels Product OL5030 - 3.375" x 2.3125" Labels). You will then be able to put the stickers on your own crappy Magic cards.
I haven't given up on this project. It's just that real life got in the way of it. This will probably continue for another few weeks. I don't expect to have as much time for cards over the next few months but will try to pop in and keep them going.