TECH GIANTS?
TECH WIZARDS?
REALLY?!
These people ARE STUPID.
THIS
A MESSAGE TO ALL
(LEFT LEANING) FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM USERS
Recently there was a black out of our services in localized areas. We apologize for the disruption in your lives.
Our investigators have tracked down the problem. It was a "mistake" from one of our employees…
The confusion lies in communications regarding "pulling the plug" on customers who have been identified as not "left leaning".
A debate was ongoing on "pulling the plug" on those individuals or temporarily "pulling the plug" on the whole system in selected ares until an updated algorithm (pronounced Al Gore Rhythm)
could be installed.
We determined IT WOULD BE BEST IF WE JUST PULL IT.
Unfortunately the employee misunderstood our decision was to "pull it" on the conservatives.
Johnny has been reprimanded.
DO NOT RETRANSMIT THIS MESSAGE OUTSIDE THE CHAIN.