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How will Trump ever recover?
NUMBER OF MILES OF WALL BUILT ON OUR SOUTHERN BORDER SINCE TRUMP HAS BEEN PRESIDENT:
ZERO.
NUMBER OF MILES OF FENCE, BOLLARD OR GARDEN TRELLIS BUILT ALONG OUR 2,000-MILE BORDER SINCE TRUMP HAS BEEN PRESIDENT:
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NUMBER OF TIMES TRUMP HAS CLAIMED ON TWITTER HE'S ALREADY BUILDING THE WALL:
16 BY MY COUNT.
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NUMBER OF TIMES TRUMP HAS COMPLAINED ON TWITTER THAT CONGRESS WON'T GIVE HIM FUNDS TO BUILD THE WALL THAT HE SAYS HE'S ALREADY BUILDING:
AT LEAST 30 BY MY COUNT.
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NUMBER OF WALL "PROTOTYPES" DESTROYED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT:
ALL OF THEM.
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NUMBER OF EXECUTIVE ORDERS ENDING THE ANCHOR BABY SCAM – AS TRUMP PROMISES WHENEVER AN ELECTION IS COMING:
ZERO.
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NUMBER OF EXECUTIVE ORDERS ISSUED BY TRUMP RESCINDING OBAMA'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL AMNESTY FOR ILLEGAL ALIEN "DREAMERS":
ZERO.
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NUMBER OF ILLEGAL ALIENS WHOSE PRESENCE HAS BEEN EXCUSED BY TRUMP:
11 TO 50 MILLION (depending on whether you believe the propaganda or the facts).
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NUMBER OF EXTENSIONS OF THE E-VERIFY SYSTEM TO PREVENT ILLEGALS FROM BEING HIRED OVER AMERICANS:
ZERO.
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NUMBER OF H1-B FOREIGN WORKERS IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN TRUMP TOOK OFFICE:
APPROXIMATELY 1 MILLION.
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NUMBER OF H1-B FOREIGN WORKERS IN THIS COUNTRY TODAY:
APPROXIMATELY 1 MILLION.
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NUMBER OF ASYLUM LOOPHOLES CLOSED:
ZERO.
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NUMBER OF TOP-LEVEL ADMINISTRATION JOBS OFFERED TO IMMIGRATION CONTROLLERS WHO ARE NOT NAMED "STEPHEN MILLER":
ZERO.
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NUMBER OF TOP-LEVEL ADMINISTRATION JOBS OFFERED TO MEMBERS OF THE KOCH BROTHERS' OPEN BORDERS NETWORK:
FIVE THAT I KNOW OF.
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NUMBER OF ATTORNEYS GENERAL TRYING DESPERATELY TO IMPLEMENT TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION AGENDA WHOM TRUMP MOCKED AND FORCED OUT OF OFFICE:
ONE.