Honest question
Whom are you shilling for?
Do you have tallies?
A snobbish English teacher was sitting in an Atlanta airport coffee shop waiting for her flight back to Connecticut, when a friendly Southern Belle sat down next to her.
"Where y'all goin' to?" asked the Southern Belle.
Turning her nose in the air, the snob replied "I don't answer people who end their sentences with prepositions."
The Southern Belle thought a moment, and tried again.
"Where y'all goin' to, BITCH?"