Breaking
Major Universities to announce a new 2 year intensive course for Democrats.
Tuition will be FREE. Of course it's expected that some will have to be bribed.
Graduates of this curriculum will recieve a diploma certifying that they have attained the level of STUPID.
Apparently there was much discussion and debate whether it might take 3 years, or perhaps longer for Democrats to
achieve the STUPID Diploma. But it was conceded that a longer corriculum would exacerbate the anticpated high level of cheating.
A small glimpse of the curriculum was also released:
Five week course on "Proper Wheelbarrow Operation" (apparently will include the 2 wheel model).
Eleven week course on "Light Switches" Note: A 12th week will be added if required.
Four week course on "The Peppermill" Note: Can Openers may be introduced as well. TBD at this point.
Two weeks on "Doorbell identification and usage"
Sport courses (optional) 3 week course on "The Golf Pull Cart" , 5 weeks on "The Fishing Rod" (no hooks, was deemed too dangerous).
Twenty Six week Omnibus course that covers:
Toilets (includes paper and roll changing), Salt & Pepper, Flashlights, Toothbrushes/Toothpaste/Toothpicks, Towel Folding, Curtains,
Taps & Faucets, Garden Hoses, Mirrors, Underwear, How to use Sunglasses, How to recognize a Burp, closet doors, making change for a dollar,
where does meat come from, kleenex, book recognition, escalator theory, and of course the Wheel*.
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The word theory was added to instill confidence
** The Wheel component in the Omnibus Course will be a pre-requisite to the Proper Wheelbarrow Operation course (PWO is a second year course)
Enrollment is expected to be high.
And yes, there is a 'Special' Class for Democrat Politicians.
RINOs also qualify.
Note: I haven't found any sauce on this yet, but will dig some more!