>>5695096 lb
I'm going to start using:
"Don't you think I'm doing work behind the scene?"
"I don't telegraph my work to my coworkers, but I do light a fire under their desk when I need to."
"Shhhh, boss … operator is active. Pray"
"Here, take this empty manila folder. It's a placeholder for later work."
"Hey, bossman … Trust muh Plan. 20 days dark."
"Trolling is FUN."
Let's see how my boss handles these retorts when I don't have any work done.