seven stitches to close up a cut cause by tempered and polished glass.
Riiiiiiiight.
>He prob has a big old hematoma the size of Gorbechavs head.
I guess they figure that if they say "cut" and "glass" that most people will think the door sliced his head open…which, in a way, besmirches the glass shower door industry.
Fuckers.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/15/bernie-sanders-shower-door-1223545