Co opting? Really? That's a clockfag thing to do!
Well, he certainly is… um… well here:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2010/04/29/tiger-woods-had-120-affairs-including-one-with-young-neighbor/amp/
Ebot is a human machine.
He literally cheated on the most swedish chick on the planet. I mean, I know Swedes seem to love destroying their lineage, but youd think that sort of absolute subservience could be met with a tad of not wanting to fuck everything that walks.