3 Possible Mueller Report Outcomes…
I'll lead with the headline: Regardless of which one, we win.
1: Mueller's team lies their collective asses off and submits a stack of bold-faced fabrications. N_A has EVERYTHING to clearly counter each allegation and Mueller gets hauled off to GITMO (with [RR] in tow). I'll give this about a 20%ish possibility.
2: Mueller submits a NothingBurger. Basically turns up his palms and says, "Orange Man Bad didndo nuffin." Fine by me! DJT+Q takes off the boxing gloves, switches from Rope-a-Dope to bareknuckle brawling, and the fun part of the show begins. I give this a 35% possibility.
3: Mueller drops the MOABs. He opens his presser with, "Our team went looking for Russia collusion and were very thorough in our research. We dug halfway to China into Trump, his team and even his family. They didndo nuffin. That took a couple months. Rather than turn in our report, we wanted to stay on the payroll, so we started looking into Trump's political opponent. BAZINGA! We hit the mother lode! A few weeks into mining this much gold, we realized we were in WAY over our heads, so we contact Mr. Huber and Mr. Horowitz and asked if we could team up with their cadre of 470 prosecutors, roll up our collective sleeves and start shoveling together. If anyone needs a potty break, take it now, because in a few minutes I'm going to start reading the results of our findings, starting with the top sheet of paper from this 15" stack. You are going to learn the details of how Hillary Clinton, working in concert with the DNC, the Clinton Foundation, Fusion GPS, James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, Bruce and Nellie Ohr, John Brennan, James Clapper…" I give this about a 45% possibility
My hope-ium lies within the last one, as it serves a dual purpose. First, it blows the lid off the DS corruption; the proverbial onion begins getting peeled, layer after layer after layer. Secondly, the libtards and MSM both went all-in on Mueller taking "Orange Man Bad" down. When it is their own Knight in Shining Armor who makes the bigly announcement, they won't be able to say jack shit.
If it is #3, red pilling will become automatic and effortless as the rest of the movie plays out.
Get the popcorn poppin' and the champagne chillin', frens.
Beer at the Parade!