tyb
woohoo
problem is the newfags love it. Spergothon with that shit. most over-used piece of shit in here now
arrrrgh matey
If you gonna go….. go BIG
your shit is so stale
That's one way to celebrate! Porn site reveals it saw a 50% increase in traffic from users in Hawaii in the minutes after the ballistic missile threat was revealed to be a false alarm
Residents in Hawaii received a text message alert at 8:07am on Saturday, January 13, stating that a ballistic missile was headed towards the island
Porn website Pornhub revealed that in the time after the text was sent, the site saw a huge decline in traffic as people were seeking shelter
At 8:45am residents were alerted that it was a false alarm and Pornhub shared that just 16 minutes after the second alert, there was a huge surge in views.
awaii's false alarm missile threat caused an almost unbearable amount of tension for residents - so much so that it sent some of them searching for relief in a rather risque place: a porn site.
Porn website Pornhub has revealed it saw a huge spike in traffic in the minutes after it was revealed the incoming ballistic missile warning had been a false alarm - with views in Hawaii coming in at nearly 50 per cent more than usual.
Unsurprisingly, this leap in numbers followed a dramatic decline, which took place after residents received the first text alert at 8.07am on Saturday 13 January, warning them that a ballistic missile was heading their way.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5280343/Porn-site-saw-spike-traffic-Hawaii-missile-threat.html
>>5729199 What if there aren't any notables?
was just having some fun with you on the notable "what if there are no notables" being a notable
kek