THE SONG OF THE COW

I need a butt-shine

Right now

Your are holy,

Oh, sacred cow

I thirst for you,

Provide Milk

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Love me, breathe my feet,

The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.

Oh, Milky winder, sing for us once more

Live your life, everlusting joy.

Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,

Enjoy my fruits

Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,

We will cleanse your inner intestines.

We will bathe in your Pungent Odor

Gather cotton.

Count my eyes,

Smell my skin,

Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.

I live only for eternity,

Thirst for the undrinkable.

Hold the heat,

Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.

Love the Oxen dung!

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>>5735727

Can’t take credit.

Saved it from Mark Dice twitter

Funny AF

>>5735748

>>5735761

>>5735768

Kek

>>5735762

I agree

But substitute gentlemen with anons faggot

>>5735813

Coming from the biggest retard to visit the board, I take that as a compliment.

Grazie

There’s a rumor this is Beto

Can anyone confirm?

>>5735882

So what’s your point?

Adrenal gland and also synthesized in the blood…

Moar retard moar

>>5735725

Q and Barr already postponed to March 27 and then they will come up with another reason to postpone and on and on and on it goes to election time and then the video that will get trump re-elected…

>>5735973

HA wish I was Jewish, then I’d own this board nigga

>>5735899

Do you ever say to yourself… “maybe I spend too much time on the qresearch board on infinity Chan”?

You should consider contemplating that.

>>5736036

We got a live one here…

THIS ANON IS GENIUS LEVEL

>>5736033

Somebody hacked the bunghole…

Call Satan, this one can see and must be terminated.

"Through clever and constant application of propaganda people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way around, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise."

(Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, 1923)

“In my most extreme fluctuations I have never been an atheist in the sense of denying the existence of a God.” (Darwin Letter to John Fordyce, May 7 1879)

“Would any one trust in the convictions of a monkey's mind, if there are any convictions in such a mind?” (Darwin Letter to Graham William, July 3 1881)

"My theology is a simple muddle: I cannot look at the Universe as the result of blind chance, yet I can see no evidence of beneficent Design." (Darwin Letter to Joseph Hooker, July 12 1870)

“I can never make up my mind how far an inward conviction that there must be some Creator or First Cause is really trustworthy evidence.” (Darwin Letter to Francis Abbot, September 6 1871)

"Some even believe we (the Rockefeller family) are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure—one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." D. Rockefeller memoir, page 405

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