We should make a new Global for newfags to read. Something with some links and instructions to identify shills, etc like we used to have back in day
Something more eloquent, but to the tune of:
Welcome home, Newfags, this is a research board, not a chat room. You'll find this place a bit crazy at times, but if you contain yourself, and follow these simple instructions, no real Anons will shit on you here.
READ READ READ
LEARN LEARN LEARN
FACT CHECK WHAT YOU LEARNED
LURK LURK LURK
SHHH SHHH SHHH
(no, don't argue, just shhh. We've all been new, it will fade quickly. If you post now while you're new, you'll glow. If you glow, you get shit on.)
READ
LEARN
FACT CHECK EVERYTHING
LURK
SHH
KEEP READING
And one day you'll notice you have something valuable to contribute. That day, we want to hear from you.