>>5764511 When you hit port in the Philippines you learn quick that you shouldn't throw rocks at the monkeys! They'll chase down the rock your threw at them and huck it back at you with greater force and accuracy than you did!

>>5764511 I actually saw a guy pinned down on an oil boom from a monkey winging mussels at the guy on watch! Just kept rippin' mussels at the guy and there was nothing he could do but take cover!