>>5770462

==OMG!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE LEDUSIONAL!!! THERE IS NO Q!!! Q IS A PLARP!!! LISTEN TO ME, WHAT HAS HAPPENED, YOU ARE ALL BEING HORARDED TOGETHER SO THE NEXUS CAN FLITRUBATE YOUR EXISZTANCE!!!

STOP COMMING HERE AND WAST YOUR TOIM!!!

dRUMPF IS A DOOD DDOODDDLE WARTTYFART AND YOU PPL ARE ISANE FOR CUMMING HERE!!!

NO ARRETS!!! SO MUCH PROMICES BROKKEN BUT NOBODY JAIL

ALSO: JOO!!! JOO!!! (((joo)))) YOU ARE ALL WIHTE SURPEAMISTS FUCK YOU DROMF BAN ALL GUNS !!! WE NEED TO COESTIXTS BUT NOT YOU YOU FILTHY BIGOTS BELONG IN A CUNSTECANTRATION CAMP!!!

THANK YOUR FOR YOU ATTENTTION

>>5770566

No no, this good job!

OMG!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE LEDUSIONAL!!! THERE IS NO Q!!! Q IS A PLARP!!! LISTEN TO ME, WHAT HAS HAPPENED, YOU ARE ALL BEING HORARDED TOGETHER SO THE NEXUS CAN FLITRUBATE YOUR EXISZTANCE!!!

STOP COMMING HERE AND WAST YOUR TOIM!!!

dRUMPF IS A DOOD DDOODDDLE WARTTYFART AND YOU PPL ARE ISANE FOR CUMMING HERE!!!

NO ARRETS!!! SO MUCH PROMICES BROKKEN BUT NOBODY JAIL

ALSO: JOO!!! JOO!!! (((joo)))) YOU ARE ALL WIHTE SURPEAMISTS FUCK YOU DROMF BAN ALL GUNS !!! WE NEED TO COESTIXTS BUT NOT YOU YOU FILTHY BIGOTS BELONG IN A CUNSTECANTRATION CAMP!!!

THANK YOUR FOR YOU ATTENTTION

>>5770598

I'm parodying the shills but am now laughing ma ass off at the anons who can't tell it's a parody that is mocking the shills.

Americans, nice people, but they've always been suckers when it comes to irony and sarcasm.

Anyway, I was doing this to mock the shills.

>>5770595

RED TEXT CHAMP

ANONS! McCAIN IS ALIVE!!! I WUZ LOOKING FOR A MALE HOOKUP ON GRINDER AND HOOKED UP AND LO AND BEHOLD? WHEN I GOT TO THE TRUCK STOP WHO WAS THERE? NO NAME MC CAIN DROOLING HORNY.

I SHOT MY LOAD IN HIS MOUTH ANYWAY AND LET HIM CUM IN MY RECTUM I HAVE HIS DNA SAMPLE NOW TO PROVE IT

Q LIED!!

>>5770659

ROLF THAT MADE MY DAY!

>>5770719

Not English but nice try.

USA is a relatively new empire. When it was founded, Europe remained under control of the monarchies the patriots fought against.

Count your lucky stars you have your guns and count your lucky stars Hillary wasn't elected (you'd be having none by now).

Anyway, I fear for the future of my continent. So many muslims now, it seems sharia will be the future (research CHIAPPA law in france, a law to pander to muslims which basically allows child marriages) etc.

Godspeed, anons.

>>5770659

Anon, how do I "choos character" in the beginning of game? Very confucssing.

Meanwhile enjoy this message.

YOU PPL ARE STUPOD WHY COME HERE?? NOBODY ARREST BUT MANY TIMES Q MAAKES HEADLINES FOR PPL TO SEE

DRUMPF IS DOODDOO HEAD WITH WARTTY FARTBOX NOT PATTIOT LIKE US

Q IS PLAYING YOU DONT YOU SEE I TELL YOU THE TRYT I ONLY WANT TO HELP THANK YOU

>>5770835

YOU PPL ARE STUPOD WHY COME HERE?? NOBODY ARREST BUT MANY TIMES Q MAAKES HEADLINES FOR PPL TO SEE

DRUMPF IS DOODDOO HEAD WITH WARTTY FARTBOX NOT PATTIOT LIKE US

Q IS PLAYING YOU DONT YOU SEE I TELL YOU THE TRYT I ONLY WANT TO HELP THANK YOU

>>5770869

>>5770928

Thank you for your consideration. You've warned us, so please feel free to leave this place of delusion behind you for fairer shorers.

>>5771103

NOTABLE SECONDED

BAKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

>>5771150

Seriously how much do you get paid?

Per post? Per hour? Do you get a script or are you allowed to be creative?

>>5771180

filtered. Now get your concernfag ass out of here and go do something you like.

Sup?

>>5771230

It's Ma'am.