So, it's obvious POTUS where's that trench everywhere he goes
Because it is made of sci-fi bulletproof material
But they wouldn't leave his head exposed like that
I think his hairspray and orange skin spray
Are also a hi-tech bulletproof material
Seen videos online lately of this red shit you spray on things that makes them indestructible
POTUS is literally teflon bulletproof from the attacks of the DS