Bob Kraft should not go to Brazil before getting his court-mandated STD test…
because Brazil is apparently closer to outer space…
and outer space would apparently be worse on his Herpes.
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Beautiful work/graphics. Meh… I'm patient. Whenever they've game-theoried things to best-occur… that's when they'll occur. And for me to know exactly when… in advance… would be a pretty good sign of a terrible plan.
Need a calculator to count the Jr. references in that tweet.
Ha! And I just check trumptwitterarchive for full EST time. 4:28:55… literally "For JR, JFKJR"