I'd swear little Davy himself was here today, haaaaahahaha

Stupid shills

Go to hell, freaks. You guys were all the kids no one wanted to hang out with at school, weren'tcha? Yeah, we know you were. Everybody knew you. You're the REAL misfits and down deep, you know what utter failures you are. And I know your biggest secret: even when you get your hands on some money, it doesn't fill up that bottomless well of dissatisfaction, the hole that exists where your soul would be, if you had one.

You thought the money would make it all better. But it didn't.

You only know confrontation, conflict, sarcasm, anger, hate and a million other negative emotions.

You think that they'll somehow make you happy one day.

They won't.

You'll never be happy. Ever.

Is this how Facebook gets dragged into the college admissions mess?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6831157/UCLA-student-never-competitive-played-soccer-named-elite-team-parents-charged.html

UCLA student who 'had never played competitive soccer' named on elite team alongside members of the U.S. and Canadian national side after her parents 'transferred Facebook shares worth $250,000 to fixer to get her in'

Lauren Isackson was given jersey No. 41 on a team of all star players in 2017

She was required to play on the team for at least one year, the indictment says

But Lauren made no appearances and played zero minutes during the season

Team had five U.S. youth national team players and a Canadian international

Prosecutors say her parents, Davina and Bruce, spent more than $600,000 to get Lauren and her sister into UCLA and USC with fake athletic credentials

The couple, who live in Hillsborough, California, are said to have planned to help their third child into college with payments before the alleged scheme crumbled

Both are charged with conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud