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Femanon here. Ain't no explaining that with any fem undergarments, even a long spencer (NZ is cold) wouldn't do that bulgeroonie. Looks like cockadoodle to me.
Actually you know what? She'd just had a baby. Extra long pads will do that. The night ones.
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Michael's peepee is legit. Not a pad. It bounced. That time she exited a building and descended stairs. Bouncie. Pads don't move.