Mike the pillow guy just lost it. TV ads for pillow cases & sheets, the finest, most sought cotton in the world from the land in Egypt between the Nile and the Med. Sea. (never mind there can be no area BETWEEN perpendicular lines).

WTF. A whole bunch of people I know picked cotton, their mothers & fathers before them, and generations before them. Picked the FINEST , MOST SOUGHT, cotton in the world.