> Be me
> Bored of trap porn on 4chan
> Bored of gay smut on 4chan
> Think /pol/ is too nazi and muh jooey
> Desire real political debate
> Start up 8chan
> Bored with 8chan cuz nobody posts and its dead
> Begin Larp on 4chan and call it "Q"
> Get all the 4chan neckbeard pud beaters riled up over Q
> Make Q famous on 4chan feeding right into loser neckbeard and nationalist desires
> Claim 4chan is "over moderated" and run by NSA
> Loudly move Q to 8chan
> Watch neckbeard and nazis flock over in droves
> Happy 8chan is now popular and cool
> Winning!
> Fuck, too many muh jooz…
> No new trap porn
> No new gay smut
> Go rope shopping
> …