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SEX CRIMECatholic Priest Arrested After Allegedly Groping Woman During Last Rites

Catholic priests continue to have trouble with sex crime allegations.

A Catholic priest was arrested in Texas and accused of groping a woman while administering last rites, a Catholic ceremony for church members nearing the end of life.

“Austin Police arrested Rev. Gerold Langsch and charged him with assault by contact stemming from the October 5, 2018 encounter,” according to CBS11.

The woman was in hospice care when the alleged encounter occurred.

“The woman, who is still alive, reported that Langsch first anointed her chest with holy water, then began to apply lotion, massaging a breast, pinching a nipple and asking ‘Does that feel good?’ He then tried to slip his hand inside her diaper but was unable to,” the report said.

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>>5829073

BAN ALL LEVER ACTION RIFLES!

>>5829121

Older I get, the more I get why hell exists.

>>5829105

Yeah. Boss heard of him, vaguely, from back in the day as a rock and roll manager. Only by "Chas" tho. Also, fun Chandler fact: Dorothy was Otis' mum.

>>5829107

Computer seized in Weiner probe prompts FBI to take new steps in Clinton email inquiry

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Newly discovered emails found on a computer seized during an investigation of disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner thrust the controversy over Hillary Clinton’s use of a private server back into the presidential campaign less than two weeks before the election.

Officials said the discovery prompted a surprise announcement Friday by FBI Director James B. Comey that the agency would once again be examining emails related to Clinton’s time as secretary of state.

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>>5829100

The only "Variece" I see are all black.

>>5829114

[RR] really does have a Nazi affect.

>>5829133

Weird way to ask for cum tributes, I guess.

>>5829208

Looks like modernized recreations of Egyptian heiroglyphics.

>>5829248

Thanks. Was looking for the David Cohen info, didn't remember he was DDCIA.

>>5829549

>>5829252

When the Xenu Overlord affirms the Pleidans didn't lie to this nutjob, then I'll care.

>>5829270

I hope this traitorous bastard's story is fully told one day.

Obama did not inflict Obamacare on us.

Pelosi did not inflict Obamacare on us.

Chief Justice Roberts did.

>>5829313

That's your problem.

Wishful thinking.

>>5829289

Who knew this broad wasn't the crazy one in her marriage.

>>5829301

The good guys are not going to stand up if the community does not have their back. They're going to put their head down and take their pensions as soon as they can.

We need to stand up for them.

Especially on jury duty.

>>5829328

False prophets not only should not be heeded, but be killed. A bit late in this case, but the pattern is clear. False prophets die.

>>5829445

More free Chic-Fil-A ads.

Wow.

Dude's a friggin' marketing genius!

>>5829522

Pic of Ron Burke's plane interior sure would have helped out his "probably".