Yeah, JA said to keep the fuck away from Ecuador and their embassy. The food sucks.
So what happened to Obozo wanting to be UN General Secretary?
So a guy is walking down the street and happens by a pet store. In the window, he sees a sign on a cage with a frog in it. The sign says $9,999. He got curious, why would a frog be so expensive?
He walks in and asks the store owner, "Why is that frog so expensive?" The owner says, "Well, that frog gives blowjobs. Best you ever had." Guy says no fucking way. Owner says, Well, how about I let you take the frog home for a week. If he doesn't work out, bring him back for a full refund. So the guy caves, and swipes his credit card and takes the frog home.
A few night later, the guy's wife wakes up in the middle of the night to a bunch of noise in the kitchen. She gets up and walks down and sees the frog on the kitchen table and the guy cooking. She says "what the hell are you doing? It's 3am!!!"
The guy says "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is out of here!"
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