Wait until you learn how much gold they found on the walls around parts of the super collider. Like enough that it makes one's cranium tingle about the destabilization effects of so much gold.
https://bullion.directory/cern-scientists-create-230m-dollars-gold-in-lab/
https://www.gainesvillecoins.com/blog/did-physicists-accidentally-discover-a-way-to-make-gold
https://glintpay.com/gold/modern-day-alchemy-making-gold-atoms-cern/