It makes me almost sad that you put in so much effort to STILL only produce absolute drivel.
But I recognize the philosophy - if you cant dazzle them with brilliance, (try to) baffle them with bullshit.
Unfortunate that you cant even get that right.
Annnnnd there it is. You just exposed yourself for the mental midget that you are. Yet you think you're superior to your audience here. This is comedy gold, thank you so much for posting this.