BREAKING NEWS

Massive power outages caused by everyone worldwide using their microwave and setting it to 'popcorn'. People are reported to be 'REEEE'ing as they cannot get popcorn before the storm comes overhead, furthermore new reports are breaking that fighting in the streat over already made popcorn as everyone fights each other to judge who is the highest ranking anon and deserves this honor of eating the first batch of frash popcorn before the mueller report goes live.