It's true, though.
Ever since Super Mario I've pounded boxes, done weird shit involving turtle shells, and abused the fuck out of some mushrooms.
The mushrooms talked to me.
The princess was never in the castle.
Bowser is just the nickname of my ex's current Chad.
The princess was not de wae.
I must find my kween.
I remember when all this shit started back in the late 80's.
The Japanese teamed up with the Italians, since they were still bae after WWII, to try to fight the CRAFTsmen lobbying reptilians.
Has anyone else noticed that the liberals are celebrating a Russian, like USSR Russian, holiday?
There are only two holidays in Russia that matter.
New Year's and Women's Day.
https:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_holidays_in_Russia#International_Women's_Day
^^^ Can't argue with that.
That's bodly cringy and oddly adorable at the same time…