Ring Ring: "Cabal Hotline"

>"Hi I'm in jail for faking a hate crime"

<"No problem, I'll patch you through to an Elite, Have a nice day"

Ring Ring: "Cabal Hotline"

>"Hi i'm in a jail in Haiti for child trafficking"

<"no problem, I'll patch you through to an Elite, Have a nice day"

Ring Ring: "Cabal Hotline"

>"Hi I need to get my kid in the best Universities"

<"No problem, I'll patch you through to an Elite, Have a nice day"

Ring Ring…