GOD DAMN ANNE COULTER, CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STFU.
MUH 5G
THAT'S SOMETHING ANNE COULTER WOULD SAY! NOW SHUT UP YOU HORSE FACE DUM DUM.
Essentially this means that it's going to really make you think about the subject, or more likely confuse the person, as they won't be able to get a grasp on it.
Noodle can be used as a slang term for brain, e.g. "Use your noodle!"
It's basically the same as saying, "This is going to fry your brain.", So in summary, he'll have to think very hard about what he is being told so that he can understand it.
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In the movie The Matrix 1999, the Oracle said to Neo:
What's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything.