HO BOY. Here we go. For over two years, two very long years we were on defense. Suffering constant 24/7 attacks from all sides. Didn't do nothing but STAND our ground.
THEY DIDN'T GAIN A YARD.
Now what? We finally got the BALL, we on offense for the first time. Yesterday morning we made our first offensive play. A hand off and run off tackle by Kellyanne Conway.
Followed by a brutal run into the heart of their defense by Sarah Sanders knocking the snot out of every enemy there.
ANONS!!!! We got the BALL for the very first time. We ain't giving up the ball until we cross the GOAL LINE.