A guy was stranded on a deserted island for years. His only companion was a goat that swam to shore from the shipwreck. After years of isolation, the man became incredibly horny. After several more years of no sex, he look at the goat one day and says "why not"? Unfortunately, the goat is much too quick and he cannot catch the goat. This goes on for years too. Never able to catch the goat.
One day, the guy sees a life raft floating in the surf. He swims out and pulls it back to shore. Inside, unconscious is a stunning young blonde. Amazing ass and tits. When she wakes up, she sees she is on land and thanks the guy for saving her life. She says "I'll do anything for you, just name it! Anything at all and starts to unzip her top!"
The guy says, "can you help me catch that damn goat"?
Im not gay. But if that's a dude, then I wouldn't mind.
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Released before it could be stated it was done to influence the election. No collusion bad for Dems, BS Collusion reported bad for Repubs.
Released after, it is stated why was he allowed to hold it and affect the elections.
Either way, it was gonna be said to influence the election.
I maintain had it been released before, it would have been a much bigger shit storm than coming out well after like it has. Imagine if the Dem populace reaction had the Red Wave occurred because the Mueller report absolutely shit on the Dems right before the election. They'd be pushing hard that it was just manufactured to fuck up the election.
As a lad, grew up in an area without much snow. Small storms really fucked things up. Place got 24 inches one winter. Schools shut down for an entire week while area dug out. I got chicken pox that week instead of getting to play in all that snow. Fuck the pox.