Hey Q team - set my mind at ease on something please:
Considering his food sources aren't even restricted to the WH kitchen (i.e., the nearby McD's), are you guys sure POTUS is eating clean (e.g., no polonium, Clown Heart Attack Potions, Ft. Detrick spores, etc.)?
I can't imagine you guys aren't scanning EVERYTHING coming into the kitchen (or, please start), but what about the frigging arches up the street?