Plain english version: NK launched a non-nuclear ballistic missile and then destroyed it (or we were ready to shoot it down) after it set off the alarms in Hawaii. The alarms setoff the safeguard at the Hickam No Such Agency Database (in clown station). The safeguard does a bulk data transfer back to the continental United States. All data from Asia region resorted back to friendly hands, allowing us to take out clown activity in that region. KJU assisted us in getting control back.
Hope that's easier to understand