Twitter employee conversation
1: My god, Adam Schiff is in trouble! Call in the Krass Bros for support
2: But they ain’t enuf Capn, we canno hold da line!
1: I’ve got this. Make I stand with Schiff trending!
2: But Capn, they’s only got three tweets from the US!
1: Just don’t show the numbers. No one will notice it on the list!
2: Aye Aye Jack we gots this