You know, at least the shills wait for the dough.
Oh I'm just making jokes, it was funny.
Have you considered first going to an Army Recruiter and getting signed up, getting a job in the military first, perhaps brushing up on any degrees you haven't finished before applying for the NS-fucking-A?
NSA is military.
Might as well go balls deep for your country, my man.
Have a good night, Anon.