Anonymous ID: dd602c March 28, 2019, 11:29 p.m. No.5958428   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8436 >>8465

Knowing our POTUS's penchant for wrestling I can't help but think his "pencil neck" comment was in reference to the Late Great Freddie Blassie.

 

For your enjoyment the politically incorrect 'The Pencil-Neck Geek'.

Anonymous ID: dd602c March 28, 2019, 11:35 p.m. No.5958465   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8481

>>5958428

Back when I was a kid, life was going swell

Till something happened, blew every thing to hell

That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak

Said "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek."

 

Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck."

Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck

And if there's one thing lower than a side show freak

It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek."

 

You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead

Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head

Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks

You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek

 

(Chorus)

Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak

Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique

He's a one man, no gut, losing streak

Nothin' but a pencil neck geek

 

Soon the geeks were poppin' up all over town

You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down

After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick

Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick

 

One day we cut one up for fish bait

Learned our lesson just a little bit late

Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red

Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead

 

Chorus

 

Most any night you know where I can be found

Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground

So keep the faith 'cause in Blassie you can trust

I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust

 

Chorus

 

They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen."

I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplin' the dimes

Its gonna be real hard times for all of these

Grit eatin'

Scum suckin'

Boot lickin'

Drop kickin'

Gut grindin'

Nail bitin'

Glue sniffin'

Scab pickin'

Butt scratchin'

Egg hatchin'

Sleezy

Smelly

Pepper bellied

Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks

Nothing but a pencil neck geek