That would be really fun. However, Mueller and Rosenstein are not good guys, and so that is not what is going to happen. The reason they are not releasing the full report is because Mueller left landmines littered throughout, with enough speculative wording to justify new investigations. Only reason that is being restricted is because Barr is the gate keeper.
It's too funny. "They" come and post stupid stuff, then "they" share all the terrible things they found on mean old 8chan!