Wow! So we can have all-white gatherings now?
Cool. I can't wait to attend school gatherings free of obese extended families hooting and yelling.
Man, when it breaks that Prince Charles is John Doe, all hell is going to break loose.
The royal family better have a disaster plan in place, or hit their bunkers at Windsor Castle.
Why'd he call a presser just for the wrestling lady quitting the Small Business Administration?
Or what is this cover for?