There is allegedly a Meghan Markle sex tape.

Sauce: https://21stcenturystate.com/2019/03/22/secret-meghan-markle-sex-tape-offered-for-sale-online-video/ - with thanks to CDAN for bringing it to my attention.

Note the 17 reference in pic related.

This will be catastrophic for the Saxe-Coburg Gothas. It's about the only thing that could make my female family members think poorly of any member of the royal family.

Enjoying the show.