MAINSTREAM NEWS HITPIECE ON BIDEN
https://www.thecut.com/2019/03/an-awkward-kiss-changed-how-i-saw-joe-biden.html
I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head.