FedEx failed to deliver my package even though it said delivered and had an extremely high cash value. I checked my neighbors doors to see if they delivered it to them on accident (happens all the time in my area since we have buildings that look identical) and I was all over my neighborhoods next door feed as a SUSPICIOUS MAN casing the neighborhood. Such extreme fucking paranoia.
Literally next door to Microsoft and NASA Ames and Moffet Field Airfield