He saw fortune teller who told him was going to be busy getting his fudge packed for the rest of his life so he has no time for such frivolous pursuits like being a senator. He wasn't really a senator to start with. Real senators aren't traitors.
Perhaps he's stepping aside to announce his 2020 presidential run? :-)
If I was him I'd be knockin' the bottom out of that girlfriend of his like a crazed bunny on Viagra. If he doesn't choose option C he's going to be experiencing that first universal symptom of aids………a pounding sensation in his ass.
Uhh, would you mind zooming in on that pic and placing some arrows to indicate where you see soot?
I think you need to clean the moldy jizz stains off your glasses.