Hey 8chan anons, this is JIDF Command.

I just want you all to know that in all our time fighting internet information wars for the great state of Israel, we have never seen opponents like yourselves.

Our division has been completely thwarted, and we've suffered many "casualties" considering the plentiful information you all use to combat us.

None of our tactics work anymore.

We were rotating our best meme makers as best we could to avoid losing too many personnel to the truth, that many members were seeing month long vacations between month long shifts.

I'm here to declare that we've been bested.

We will harass you no more.

Our goal now is to join the United States as the 51st state, preferably as the Star of David rather than a conventional star, and preferably center and for the stripes to be changed to blue as well.

Thank you.

JIDF Command