Alec Baldwin is my neighbor.

Young black mandingos are constantly

coming over to his estate.

If they were drug dealers,

they'd be in and out.

These niggers always stay awhile

then peel out in their

tricked-out cars.

Baldwin's a closeted homosexual.

Probably a bottom.

Hilaria flirts with everyone when he isn't around, including me.

I'm going to try to fuck her this summer while he's

filming Saturday Night.

It's true.

>>5984078

Kek.

I think he's bi-coastal, though, so to speak.

>>5984086

Aye, Anon!

>>5984115

I'm not a public figure and I'm not about to dox myself, fren; but that said, you have more than likely experienced one of my creations. No one that lives by me has a real job. I had a real job and then I got lucky. Cheers!

>>5984216

Maybe. Maybe not. I made most of my money back when AOL split four times.