QUEEREST ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE EVA
TEHY MUST BE DISNEYLAND POLISH JEWS
FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD MOTHERFUCKER
BOOK OF GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
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Our pasta, who art in a colander,
draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come,
Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan.
Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and
forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive
those who trample on our lawns. And lead us
not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza,
for thine is the meatball, the noodle,
and the sauce, forever and ever.
R’amen.